Update 8/26

I'm actually sitting in my statistics class and I'm a little bored.

I've gotten a lot of emails about who I am and what I do. I'll provide alittle information but in the interest of my safety I think its better for me to stay anonymous - also makes the blog more interesting. Anyways, I am a student at USC (2011) and major in Health Promotion & Disease Prevention Studies. I hope to become a doctor and follow in the family tradition so I do spend alot of my time in the books. USC is hard, I am no genious. I am not rich either, I am here on scholarship. The rest of this blog will be random musings:

Fact: How long a girl extends her words when she is talking is proportional to how much of her frontal lobe is missing. For example, a girl that says HEEEEYYYY is 2 steps up from a dolphin (1 step up from a dolphin is Plaxico Burress - who shoots himself in the foot?). A normal girl will simply say Hey.

Fact: With college football season coming up, I will boldly predict that USC comes out of nowhere (despite being #4, ESPN never mentions us) and plays and once again dominates the Rose Bowl.

Fact: Deangelo Williams and Adrian Peterson will be the top 2 fantasy players respectively.

Fact: Mark Sanchez will only finish behind Brady, Brees, Warner and Manning in fantasy points this year.

A couple of my purchases with the black card - gives you double warranty.
LV Evidence Sunglasses in Black - these look good
Kobe Bryant Zoom IV Shoes in Black/Red - these look good
Jay-Z Tha Blueprint III - on preorder, comes out 9/11, still the greatest rapper alive

Advice for Centurion card members:
Don't ever buy fast food or movie tickets at a theater with your black card - use your linked gold or platinum cards. It causes a huge scene and the $8.50/hr worker will proceed to run around and show it off to everyone. It creates attention but at these places it may be in the negative form. Read: You may get mugged. Practice safe carding.

I have a trip planned for the Mandarin Oriental in Washington D.C. - payed the lowest rate through expedia for standard room and expect to upgraded to Cityview Suite (3x floor space). Good times shall be had.